Thursday, April 15, 2010

Compensation...



Today's issue of The Red & Black, the student-run University of Georgia newspaper, has a calendar listing (scroll down to Saturday) that refers to FLUKE as an event for "those who don't get laid enough". So I guess if you're, you know...satisfied, then maybe you should stay home?

Nah, I'm just kidding, we want you to come to FLUKE no matter how much you're "getting laid." Also, if you're, you know, a rational, thinking human who doesn't have to tie everything back to your sexuality and would prefer not to make the frequency of your "getting laid" an issue, you're welcome as well. Also, kids are welcome. We promise not to talk about "getting laid" in front of them. Because we are all kinds of classy.

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